Quicky Collaboration

I typed a short funny this morning and then an old Friend (Thanks Chris Day) added to it... here's what we came up with.



Coffee, your aroma is intoxicating. You fill my mucus-filled cavities will sniffs of heaven. You waft into the orifices of my head like the songs of George Michael (also very addicting). You set up camp in my nose and wait for me enjoy your decadence. Surely splenda and creamer will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of stars and bucks forever amen!