I get to do this...

This is where I spent my Friday night.

No, I don't have a son in high school, or a daughter cheering. I do though have a bunch of adopted kids in the stands, walking around, playing, cheering, you name it!

It's cool too, because I'm not just the weird bald guy in the stands... stalker old man. I'm actually greeted by these soon to be adults. They smack the fence, and run up behind me. They introduce their girlfriends, and talk about their ex's. I'm their fan on the field or off, and I LOVE IT!

My job/life... is amazing, and I'm so thankful!

This cracked me up!

Quicky Collaboration

I typed a short funny this morning and then an old Friend (Thanks Chris Day) added to it... here's what we came up with.



Coffee, your aroma is intoxicating. You fill my mucus-filled cavities will sniffs of heaven. You waft into the orifices of my head like the songs of George Michael (also very addicting). You set up camp in my nose and wait for me enjoy your decadence. Surely splenda and creamer will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of stars and bucks forever amen!

KEWL Day

Yesterday was an amazing day! In fact the worst thing about it was how long it was, and that I didn't get to see my Angel, and my boys very much.

NEways... Blue Ridge this morning... Baptism service which are the BEST ever. A friend of mine named Joe proposed to his ex-wife right before he was baptized, and they are getting remarried... AMAHZING!

After Blue Ridge... Peaks View Park with a bunch of my friends for about 4 hours of playing soccer, basketball, and just general tom-foolery.

Took my friend Andy home afterwards, around 5:30pm... went to my home. Changed clothes into my soccer duds. Played some basketball with MY boys... kissed em bye, and off to Soccer.

Soccer back at Peaks View Park for about hour and a half with my new Kenyan/Ghanan friends. Started getting tired, so off to HOME.

Got home around 8:30pm... watched the 400th episode of The Simpsons... ate a whole can of Pineapple, and fell asleep on the couch with my head almost off the side, and my feet up on the back of the couch... YEAH, don't know how that happened.

Kissed my boys in their sleep, and went to bed myself with my Beautiful wife. She wrapped her arms around me, kissed me goodnight, and that's the last thing I remember.


WHAT A DAY!!! I'm the MOST BLESSED man alive! Off to the Grocery store now!